Always expect the worst from someone n you'll be less hurt....

U know what? Cik Minah selalu dengar orang katakan.... Always expect the best from someone. That's good, that's positive and I try to do that. Tried to follow that. But you know what? When it happens the other way round kan, it hurts n it hurts so much that I said to myself kan, Bull**** lah peribahasa mat salleh tu. So, untuk mengelakkan heartache di masa-masa akan datang, Cik Minah nak tukau sket, Always expect the worst from someone, so that you'll always be ready and u won't get hurt so much. Please understand that you will get hurt buttttt it won't be so much. That's basically my theory lah. Lom practice lagi. What's the story behind this issue? Let it be lah.... No point telling coz it's gonna hurt all over again. So, what's the use....

Is it true???? Are MEN SENSITIVE? Hmmm.....

Had a chat this morning with a dear friend of mine. In the chat, suddenly our topic revolve around Men and she mentioned that Men can be sensitive or MAYBE only this Guy is sensitive? *wink*wink*.... Hmmm.... Do I smell sweet stuff here? :D Anyway, can Men be sensitive? What is the definition of Sensitive actually? Does Sensitive means Romantic? Caring? or what? And what does Caring means? Does it means before logging off or hanging up, they say TAKE CARE? (Hihihi - private joke between myself n my dear friend) I mean, before marriage, memang lah kan? But after marriage, welllll... Okaylah, let's relate to the best example that involves technology, conversation through SMS.

Beginning of Marriage.

G: Abang balik pukul berapa ye?

B: Abang balik lepas kerja sayang, abang abis kerja pukul 5.00. Jam dalam 1 jam 15 minit, lepas tu abang singgah isi minyak dalam 15 minit. Masuk traffic light kena lampu merah dalam 5 minit, jadi pukul 6.35 abang sampai ye.

1 year after marriage (1 kid)

G: Abang balik pukul berapa?

B: Lepas kerja, isi minyak terus baliklah.

3 years after marriage (2 kids)

G: Blk kul pe?

B: Lps keje

6 years after marriage (5 kids)

G: Blk kan?

B: K

Did I hit any sore spot anyone? :D

Ini yang Cik Minah tak gemor.....

Cik Minah nak tanya le kat U Alls U Alls kan.... Kenapa ek bila kiter buat benda tak ellok, cepattttttttt jek orang ngikut! Biler kiter buat bende hellok, ade orang pandang? Ade orang ikut? Puji laaaaagi le jauh kan??? Kekadang tu kan rasa sakit atiiiiiiii sangat biler bende-bende camni terjadi. Iyye leeee kiter ni kan manusia. Ade le salah silap nyer... Kalau tak pernah buat salah tu, bukan le manusia namanyer.... Ittu MALAIKAT... Coberrrrr le pikir sket yek.... Cik Minah lepas geram..... Sori... Emo sket!.... Tu yang kaler merah tu.... ;P

Cik Minah Marathon Private Practice....

Semalam lepas tetamu balik, Cik Minah ingat nak ke PIKOM Fair kat KLCC tapi dah kepenatan la pullakkk.... Bukan penat masak lah.... Heppppp! Sapa kata Cik Minah penat masak???? Cik Minah takat masak-masak nih, no hal punyer lah cuma tak berapa nak rajin jek.... Anyway, penat sebab ari Sabtu ari tu, ektibiti full giler. Nak listing pun tak larat... Apetah lagi nak mengingatkan.... Cukup lah kalau Cik Minah kata ektibiti Cik Minah full. Mana tak fullnyer, keluar rumah kul 9.30 pagi, Sampai rumah balik, kul 9.30 malam. Cam opes hour lak koooo.....

Sebab dah penat tu kan, Cik Minah pun santai le lepak depan TV tengok DVD Cik Minah, citer Private Practice, Season 3 tawww... Lom tayang lagi kat Mesia nih... Sker Cik Minah. Tapi Cik Minah tak puas ati aaaa kat Violet tu... Tau le dia trauma tapi agak-agak ahhh.... Dia langsung takmo pandang anak dia! Ish Ish Ish... Pastu sesenang atiiiiiiiiiii jek bagi anak dia kat orang. Sib baik dia bagi kat boyprend dia yang kebetulan father kepada budak nih. Ish! Kalau bagi kat Cik Minah pun takpe kan? Ooooo Cik Minah luper bagitau lagi eh? Cik Minah dah Happily Married for 11 years n this coming 4th September would be my 12th Anniversary but until now, Cik Minah lom dikurniakan cahaya mata. Sedey tu memang le sedey but rezeki lom ade kot. Anyway, ade orang suggest suruh amik anak angkat. I badly want that but Cik Minah nak baby girl, if possible. Tapi biler Cik Minah pikir-pikir, kalau Cik Minah amik baby girl, she won't ever be halal with my hubby unless dia ade ibu susu with my hubby's sister. Kalau baby boy, Cik Minah boley jadi ibu susu n he'll be halal with me n hubby. Ntah lah... Nanti le, Cik Minah ingat, Raya ni nanti, Cik Minah nak haruk kakak ipau Cik Minah branak lagi. Boley tu.... What do u think?

Malu Cik Minah nak ngaku.... Hmmmm

Ish! Cik Minah tengah merasa malu yak amat sangat ni haaaa...... Kenapa??? Cik Minah malu nak ngaku Cik Minah orang Melaka. Kerajaan Melaka la ni punyer pasal.... Naper leee dia nak buat sekolah untuk budak-budak yang terlebey sudah sosialnyer itu.... Hiiii.... Cik Minah ni bukan aper.... Bagi pendapat Cik Minah la kan, biler diorang provide memacam facility like this kan, macam dia menggalakkaaaan je budak-budak ni melakukan perkara-perkara yang sepesen ini.... Tak cukup dengan itu, dibenarkan pulak budak-budak ni kawin bawah umur.... Halooooo kerajaan Melaka, tak cukup-cukup awak memalukan kami-kami anak-anak Melaka ini.... Alahaaaiiiiiii.... P/S: Kiter tak yah le ungkit pasal Shah Rukh Khan dapat Dato' tu yek, kang lagi le darah Cik Minah go upstairs....

Kalau Cik Minah Humban Boley Tak?

Salam..... Eeeeee geramnyerr Cik Minah malam tadi taww.... Geram geram geram. Rasa nak humbannnnn jek Maxis Broadband Cik Minah ni ke customer service kat KLCC tu. Boley tak? Caj dah le mahal, service takde... Biler kiter call customer service, asyikkkkk le kata, "We are upgrading our service, upgrading our service" Iye le upgrade, upgrade jugak tapi outcome nyer sameeee je Chek Oiiiiiiii!!!! Line tetap Hampeh! Sama lak dengan Astro... Makin lama caj makin mahal, upgrade memanjang taapi ujung-ujung, biler ujan, tetap SERVICES INTERRUPTED. Tengok le wayang sendiri. Wahai Service Provider, pahami lah masalah Cik Minah nih... Bukan Cik Minah tak bayar yang oiii... Ehmmm alahaiii....

Citer Sedey Kawan Cik Minah...

Ari ni yang benaunyer ati Cik Minah sedey n marah as well! Naper? Sedey ngenangkan nasib kawan Cik Minah. Dia dah lama kawin. Hubby dia very bertanggungjawab la orangnyer n diorang dah dikurniakan a few cahaya mata. Alhamdulillah. But the sad thing is, baru2 ni, nak kata baru, tak baru sangat la. Bout 5,6 months back lah. Dah ade orang lainnnn n latest story plak, they might get together in matrimony. Haiiiiii…. Naper la yek? Cik Minah ni bukannyer bias yang benaunyer tapi frankly speaking la ye, the Hubby tak mampu nak beristeri dua! Tu yang Cik Minah marah tu! He can’t even afford to provide a little bit of luxury to my friend, ada haaati nak provide for no. 2. Pllleaseeee…. Kawan Cik Minah mula2 marah but then dia kata, the Hubby is sooo bertanggungjawab n she loves him so much n she’s also thinking bout her still small children, finally dia pun try to take everything in lah. It seems that new lady is an ANDARTU n loaded n has been giving him things lah kot! So, dengau citer she's not letting go. Naper eh? Cik Minah bukan prejudice dengan andartu tau. Dah takde jodoh kan but cara ini le yang Cik Minah tak gemor. Guna reta donia nak amik hak orang. What do you think? Patut ke tak Cik Minah merasa marah?